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Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:59 PM, with 53,383 notes


"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki

Posted on 22nd Jul at 8:58 PM, with 20,877 notes


would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

Posted on 19th Jul at 8:03 PM, with 54,855 notes


Is there anything better than pussy?

Posted on 19th Jul at 8:02 PM, with 221,973 notes


why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

Posted on 13th Jul at 12:19 PM, with 14,008 notes


"Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A." -  Charlie Day

Posted on 13th Jul at 11:22 AM, with 289,515 notes



This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

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