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Posted on 26th Aug at 8:10 AM, with 253,801 notes
cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

Posted on 25th Aug at 7:48 AM, with 106,453 notes

clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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Posted on 24th Aug at 3:59 PM, with 72,786 notes
unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

Posted on 24th Aug at 3:55 PM, with 128,294 notes
Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t fuck it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

Posted on 22nd Aug at 5:45 PM, with 57,929 notes
kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses
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kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Posted on 22nd Aug at 8:26 AM, with 143,833 notes

paigevevo:

laurentreks:

super-hanni-00q-stark-john-lock:

karajanmywaywardson:

sassygayharpist:

paigevevo:

this one’s for all the punk ass bitches who think that classical music is lame

jesus christ

Look at how happy those people are.  LOOK AT IT.

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

music is so important

it feeds the soul

<3 <3 <3

Posted on 22nd Aug at 8:20 AM, with 223,464 notes

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

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